Mom Brags About Me To My Friends

I've been taking Taekwondo classes for the last 10 months, which, given my entire lifetime of being utterly unathletic, is kind of a big deal for me. One would think that my mother, a sturdy woman who has long bugged me about putting down my books and getting more exercise, would greatly encourage my new hobby. The last time she came to visit me, she watched one of my classes. Over a dinner party with a bunch of my new friends, she tells them how impressed she was by my abilities:

Mom: She is so weak! When she kicks and punches, it's like [faking punches in the air] piu! piu! piu!

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