Mom: Have you been watching Jeremy Lin? He's so good!
Me: Yeah, he's pretty amazing.
Mom: Maybe I should have pushed you and your brother to play basketball. Then maybe you won't be so short.
Me: If it works that way.
Mom: Also, why is it that even though I took you and your brother to church, you never kept your faith? But Jeremy Lin's mom took him to church, and he is still such a good Christian?
Me: Maybe we just like to defy you, mom. Even if you told us to play basketball, we probably would have done something else.
Mom: I should tell your brother to drink more then. He drinks too much!
END.
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